Hash Songs
A collection of the most popular hash songs used by Shanghai Hash House Harriers
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(Tune of the Mickey Mouse Club March)
S-H-I-T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L
Shitty trail (It sucked!),
Shitty trail (It was fucker!),
The motherfuckers laid a shitty trail.
I would rather drink a beer than hash a shitty trail,
S-H-I-T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L
(To the tune of: Ta-ra-ra Boom Di-Ay)
This is your down down song, It isn't very long…
Drink it down, down, down
He/She’s a hasher, he’s true blue,
He’s/She’s a hasher, through and through.
He’s/She’s an asshole, so they say,
Tried to go to heaven, but he went the other way.
(Tune of My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean)
Bullshit, bullshit,
It all sounds like bullshit to me, to me.
Bullshit, bullshit,
It all sounds like bullshit to me.
For harriets:
She’s all right,
She’s all right,
She’s a little flat-chested,
But she’s all right.
For well-endowed harriets
She’s all right,
She’s all right,
She’s got a great big rack,
But she’s too white.
For hashers
He’s all right,
He’s all right,
He’s got a teeny-weeny dick,
But he’s all right.
Pissonya, pissonya, pissonya
In Russian it means I love you
If I had my way I’d piss on ya all day
Pissonya, pissonya, pissonya
Shitonya, shitonya, shitonya
In Russian it means I adore you
If I had my way I’d shit on ya all day
Shitonya, shitonya, shitonya
Cumonya, cumonya, cumonya
In Russian it means I need you
If I had my way I’d cum on ya all day
Cumonya, Shitonya, Pissonya
(Tune of The Old Gray Mare)
All Australians are born illegitimate,
Born illegitimate,
Born illegitimate,
All Australians are born illegitimate,
Bastards through and through.
They ain’t got no, birth certificates,
Birth certificates,
Birth certificates.
They ain’t got no, birth certificates,
Bastards through and through.
And the hares!
And the hares!
And the hares of her dickey-di-do,
Hung down to her knees.
One black one, one white one,
And one with a bit of shite on.
And one with a fairy light on,
To show is the way.
(Tune of the William Tell Overture)
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank, wank, wank,
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank, wank, wank.
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank, wank, wank,
What a wank, wank, wank, wank.
(Tune of O Come Let Us Adore Him)
Why are we waiting?
Could by masturbating [fornicating, rollerblading, my grandma’s ovulating, etc.),
Oh, why are we waiting,
So fucking long?
Happy birthday [thump],
Oh, happy birthday [thump].
People dying everywhere,
Sickness, sorrow, and despair.
On your birthday [thump],
Oh, happy birthday [thump].
One day closer to death!
El camino,
El, el camino;
El camino,
El, el camino;
The front is like a car,
The back is like a truck,
The front is where you drive,
The back is where you…
(To the tune of: Frosty The Snowman)
Donnie the retard,
Had an 8 pound melon head,
He was five foot three and he said to me, Hiii, I'm Dooonnnnnniiieee…
(To the tune of: My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean)
He ought to be publicly pissed on,
He ought to be publicly shot; (Bang Bang!)
He ought to be tied to a Shanghai, “Piss Trough,” (uri-nal)
And left there to fester and rot.
(To the tune of: “The Hallelujah Chorus” from Handel’s Messiah)
He’s the meanest, He sucks the horse’s penis, He’s the meanest, He’s a horse’s ass.
All he does is pound it, Ever since he found it, He’s the meanest, He’s a horse’s ass.
He’s always pissing on us,
He’s rotten and dishonest,
He’s the meanest, He’s a horse’s ass.
(Variation)
She's superior, She's got class, She's superior, She's a horse's ass.
All she does is rub it, She’ll sometimes even scrub it,
She’s superior, She’s a horses ass.
If you want to poke her beaver, She’s a cagey, little Diva,
She’s superior, She’s a horses ass.
Germans have no sense of humour
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Its not true its just a rumour
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
We can laugh
But we don't