Shanghai Not Hungover City Run
Yes, it’s time for the August Thatcher’s Thong city trail. Not inspired by any recent Dog’s run where there were several bruises, a wanking ending injury, grazed knees and battered heads the next day. What could go wrong?!!! The trail will be through parks, over some water, by some water, through more parks, possibly over fences. For the wankers a scenic trail with no climbing (boo)>
A to A
Run distance 6.9km with a possibility of extending if the weather suddenly stops resembling hades.
Walk distance 4.5km with beer stop
Food: The legendary Jiangsu cuisine… Exactly!
Meet at 1887 Tianjieqiao Road (440 meters walk from Longhua Subway Station Exit 2
Meeting time: 3.45pm
Start of the run: 4.00pm
Hash cash: Thatcher’s Thong
120 for possheads. 90 non pissheads who eat, 40 for alcoholics who don’t eat and 20 if you like water….Don’t be lied by the cloclk pic, read the time carefully.
FUTURE HARE LINES
7th Sept.-Squeaky Rider
14th Sept.-ER & Solo?
21st Sept.-Itchy Down There
28th Sept.-ER?
5th Oct.-Elf RIder
12th Oct.-Hiding From Grandpa
We need HARES & COHARES!
DINNER, RUN AND BEER
ARE ALL FREE!
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