Shanghai Not Hungover City Run

Yes, it’s time for the August Thatcher’s Thong city trail. Not inspired by any recent Dog’s run where there were several bruises, a wanking ending injury, grazed knees and battered heads the next day. What could go wrong?!!! The trail will be through parks, over some water, by some water, through more parks, possibly over fences. For the wankers a scenic trail with no climbing (boo)> 

A to A

Run distance 6.9km with a possibility of extending if the weather suddenly stops resembling hades.

Walk distance 4.5km with beer stop 

Food: The legendary Jiangsu cuisine… Exactly! 

Meet at 1887 Tianjieqiao Road (440 meters walk from Longhua Subway Station Exit 2

Meeting time: 3.45pm

Start of the run: 4.00pm

Hash cash: Thatcher’s Thong 

120 for possheads. 90 non pissheads who eat, 40 for alcoholics who don’t eat and 20 if you like water….Don’t be lied by the cloclk pic, read the time carefully.

FUTURE HARE LINES

7th Sept.-Squeaky Rider

14th Sept.-ER & Solo?

21st Sept.-Itchy Down There

28th Sept.-ER?

5th Oct.-Elf RIder

12th Oct.-Hiding From Grandpa

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DINNER, RUN AND BEER

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